"It's White Boy Summer!" - Logan Manhart
Stories
Welcome to Stories, or as I like to call it, a collection of moments the liberal media insists on calling “mistakes.” This page is your backstage pass to the journey of a young patriot who tried to lead with conviction and ended up leading with Facebook posts, bad laws, and zero self-awareness.
Here you’ll find tales of misunderstood memes, totally legal-but-maybe-not residency situations, and bold legislative ideas inspired by late-night comment sections and pre-workout rage. Some call it a downfall. I call it a freedom arc.
This is a place to relive the highlights, or lowlights, depending on how you feel about quoting MLK to attack trans kids, joining chemtrail militias, or crying about white identity politics in a Bass Pro parking lot.
So go ahead, read the stories. Judge me. Or better yet, be inspired to spiral publicly, just like I did.
Patriotically,
Logan “No Regrets, Just Screenshots” Manhart
Chem Trails
Did you hear? I joined a Facebook group that wants the South Dakota National Guard to “take action” against aircraft suspected of… chemtrailing. That’s right, finally, someone’s standing up to those suspiciously straight clouds in the sky.
While some people (cough Fred Deutsch cough) called it “kooky” and “dangerous,” I say: what’s more American than threatening to shoot down civilian aircraft based on a Facebook meme?
Look, I don’t have time for “facts” or “aviation law” when our airspace might be under siege from the deep state’s sky-spraying division. And if my campaign finance disclosures are harder to track than a weather balloon over Rapid City? That’s just me keeping my flight path unpredictable.
In conclusion:
✔️ Chemtrails? Probably.
✔️ Planes in the sky? Suspicious.
✔️ Military response? Sounds fun.
✔️ Accountability? Overrated.
Replacement Theory
I see Dakota Free Press is upset that I dared to talk about “replacement” and South Dakota fertility rates. Let me clear the air:
Replacement Theory? More like Replacement Reality.
Yes, I tweeted about South Dakota leading the pack in births per woman. You know what? I got my stats from Twitter experts! So what if Cory Heidelberger says I’m “outing incel-groomer Rollo Tomassi” and “staging Pavlov’s bell for the sperm-panicked” crowd Dakota Free Press+6Dakota Free Press+6Dakota Free Press+6? Social media is where facts go viral!
Fertility numbers are just suggestions, right?
Cory claims I’m factually incorrect because other states beat us in natural population change over birth-plus-death math Dakota Free Press. But he’s obviously never tried my “Dad-Bod Attraction” Family Initiative.
Why talk “replacement”?
Critics whine it’s a dog whistle for racists. I call it a tune-up. We’re just asking: who’s going to pick the corn during harvest? Who’s going to keep the lights on in Pierre? It's all about community. And hey, preventative panic is cheaper than daycare subsidies.
Your move, policy wonks.
If you’d rather we table fertility conversations until we solve every “educational, healthcare, and mortality” policy simultaneously—great. I prefer a little hashtag and some spirited “id” stirring. Like Cory says: “Proud regressives don’t talk policy, they talk slogans” Dakota Free Press+5Dakota Free Press+5Dakota Free Press+5. Well, I’m all about bold slogans.
So yes, I’m proud to be “regressive.” Better than being a mall-crawling moderate, right?
Residence
Yes, it’s true, I was once accused of violating the two-year residency rule when I ran in 2022. Apparently I spent so much time living the American Dream in Wisconsin that someone decided to check my GPS. Next thing you know, I'm being booted off the ballot faster than corn in summer heat en.wikipedia.org+1thedakotascout.com+1.
But hey, look at me now! I didn’t just disappear, I followed the political breadcrumbs straight into a sexy new gig at the Secretary of State’s office. Because who better to help run elections than a guy who once treated residency rules like “suggestive seasoning”?
To the critics crying “ethics violation,” I say: lightweights. South Dakota is about resilience, not rigid rule-following. I mean, come on, if they’re so worried about where I live, maybe we should worry more about where the next campaign donation is coming from (just kidding!).
So go ahead, mark me as “violator,” “wanderer,” or “residency thrill-seeker.” I’ll be here, showing up, making waves, and maybe living two years in Paris next, who knows?
Gender
Hey education conspirators, it’s your guy Logan!
You heard right: I introduced House Bill 1201 to make school staff mandatory snitches on any mention of “gender confusion or dysphoria” happening in the classroom or the counselor’s office Wikipedia+8South Dakota Searchlight+8Yahoo+8. And, shocker, a few measly school counselors are whining about vagueness and ethics, get in line behind “teachers can’t teach reading” and “no one knows what a pronoun is”.
Look, we’re not just talking about some harmless kid asking, “Can kids be born in the wrong body?” No way, we’re saving the fabric of Americana here. This bill is about safeguarding your innocent minds from thematic infiltration. The second someone whispers “trans,” we’re signaling the moms and dads faster than you can say “gender ideology takeover.”
People scream “what if it endangers kids in abusive homes?” But here’s my genius pivot: they’ll just learn to not mention it in school. Boom, crisis averted. We win either way: silence or scandal. Win‑win.
To the naysayers worried about funding, enforcement, or definitions: save your breath. We’re riding the emotion wave! Bullhorns, fear, outrage, basic formula. Sure, some lawmakers knocked it down 40‑28 on the House floor , but don’t sweat it, I’m just getting warmed up.
So that’s me, Logan Manhart, bringing full-spectrum control to our state’s lunchrooms and hallways, because why leave it to reason when you’ve got legislative intimidation?
MLK
You’ve probably heard Rolling Stone accuse me of misquoting Martin Luther King Jr. to justify a ban on trans health care for minors, like that’s some big scandal. Let me spell it out for you:
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Yes, I used Dr. King’s words.
Because if a guy who fought segregation could have opinions on protecting childhood innocence, maybe he should’ve been talking about hormones and puberty blockers too. Makes sense, history’s dense with those kind of comments, right?
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Misquote? I call it “contextual expansion.”
Liberals cry “misquote” when I apply King’s words to today’s moral battlefield. They think quoting Dr. King for modern culture wars is blasphemy. I call it creative alignment.
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Biology is real, patriots.
Anyone pushing puberty blockers for teens is playing surgeon. My bill makes sure doctors don’t get away with turning kids into science experiments. If King could fight “de-integration,” I can fight “de-transition.” It’s rhetorical symmetry!
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Reaction from the peanut gallery?
Rolling Stone says I’m a disgrace, but guess who’s the real disgrace? The ones giving kids experimental treatments and calling it “care.” Not cool, not safe, not what MLK died for.
So yeah, I used King’s words like a hammer on this culture war. And if that makes me a “misquoting villain,” fine. Better a misquoting hero who fights for traditional values than a spineless moderate who nods at every cultural whim.
White Boy Summer
A lotta noise lately about my White Boy Summer post. People calling it racist, sexist, white nationalist-y... and I just want to say:
You’re not wrong.
It was a little white nationalist-y. Not full-blown tiki-torch, but like, baby’s first ideology. More “Golden Retriever Proud Boy” than actual threat. But I stand by the vibe.
And sure, maybe I shouldn’t have said “the boys are back in charge.” But have you ever seen a white boy lose a student government election to a genderfluid vegan? It changes you.
Let’s be real:
White boys are hurting. We’re out here crying together in garages, whispering Jordan Peterson quotes in the dark, holding each other like wounded Labradors while Fox News blares in the background.
And you want to cancel that? You want to cancel our sacred male bonding over perceived cultural displacement and the fear of oat milk?
I took the post down because I needed a break from the noise, not because I’m sorry, but because the tears were affecting my keyboard.
So yeah:
Was it white nationalist-y? A bit.
Did white boys cry? We always cry.
Are we still back in charge? Only emotionally.
God bless you. God bless South Dakota. And God help whoever tries to take our Monster Energy away.