"It's White Boy Summer!" - Logan Manhart
A White Boy Life Is Within Reach
Logan Manhart
Meet Logan
Full-Time White Nationalist Rebrand Strategist
Hi there! I’m Logan Manhart.
South Dakota Rep, and full-time white grievance cosplayer.
Welcome to my little corner of the internet, a great place to learn about how I:
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Violated state residency rules and ran for office anyway
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Promoted white nationalist talking points while claiming it’s just “heritage vibes”
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Shared a “White Boy Summer” meme then cried in a Bass Pro parking lot when people got mad
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Quoted Martin Luther King Jr. to justify banning gender-affirming healthcare for kids
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Joined a Facebook group that casually floated shooting down planes they think are dropping chemtrails
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And introduced a bill that would force schools to out trans kids to their parents, because nothing says “limited government” like surveillance in the nurse’s office
So yeah, I’m not just here to legislate. I’m here to whiten the vibe of American politics, one overpriced protein shake and paranoid Facebook group at a time.
Feel free to click around, just don’t ask where I actually live.
- Logan “Vibe First, Constitution Later” Manhart
The Manhart Method: Total Patriot Reset
With Logan Manhart’s help, trade in facts for vibes, science for suspicion, and compassion for cold meat and Facebook groups.
Feeling overlooked as a straight white man in South Dakota? Logan will reignite your victim complex and help you weaponize it into legislation.
Remove nuance, add Jesus, and spin until it points directly to whatever conspiracy makes you feel powerful.
Specializing in voter suppression vibes, vague threats to the Constitution, and crying when people call you out.
Logan Manhart’s nihilistic step-by-step descent into fear-fueled governance, where empathy is weakness, identity is threat, and power is reclaimed through tears, rage, and laws written in the dark.
"I saw Logan Manhart at the Capitol on January 6th. He wasn’t leading the charge exactly, but he did scream ‘THIS IS WHAT THE FOUNDERS WANTED’ while trying to scale a bike rack. Honestly? Inspiring. Five stars. Would overthrow again."
Chad R., Patriot. CrossFit Dropout.
"We dated in high school. He once referred to foreplay as 'liberal propaganda' and cried when I asked if he believed in evolution. Watching him become a politician makes sense, he’s always been better at blaming others than delivering results."
Emily T., First Girlfriend. Reluctant Witness to the Origin Story
"I voted for Logan because I thought he gave a damn about South Dakota. Turns out he just wanted a government badge to cosplay as a culture war martyr. He doesn’t represent us, he represents every fragile man who mistakes control for purpose. Watching him legislate feels like watching someone weaponize unresolved daddy issues in real time."
Anonymous Voter. Former Believer. Current Warning.